1974: KEG
2004: EKG

1974: Acid rock
2004: Acid reflux

1974:Moving to California because it's cool
2004: Moving to California because it's warm

1974: Trying to look like Marlon Brando or Liz Taylor
2004: Trying NOT to look like Marlon Brando or Liz Taylor

1974: Seeds and stems
2004: Roughage

1974: Hoping for a BMW
2004: Hoping for a BM

1974: The Grateful Dead
2004: Dr. Kevorkian

1974: Going to a new, hip joint
2004: Receiving a new hip joint

1974: Rolling Stones
2004: Kidney Stones

1974: Screw the system
2004: Upgrade the system

1974: Disco
2004: Costco

1974: Passing the drivers' test
2004: Passing the vision test

1974: Whatever
2004: Depends
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